Freakinateapot
Fan fiction with fluff: Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
Fan fiction with smut: Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

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Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

dorkly:

roshistarpupil:

theslowpokewell:

you guys make fun of brock’s eyes all the time

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but brock can get with lucy, arguably one of the hottest pokemon girls, cause of his eyes

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she has a thing for them

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IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS

10 Times Pokemon and Tumblr Protected the World From Devastation

naification:

One of the best scenes on P&R.

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.